July 7, 2009

What Moms are good for


Nate, you brought home your first ever 'homework assignment' which you completed - then signed "MomNate" and awarded yourself 5 A+'s. Mom is your inspiration and you thrive on making her happy with your successes.

What Dads are good for

Ben: "I kill you!"
Dad: "That's not a nice word Ben. We don't say kill."
Ben: "I wish you die!"
Dad: "That's not nice either. We don't say die."
Ben: "I wish you happiness!"
Dad: "Thanks Ben. That was very nice."
Ben proceeds to kick dad in the face.